Top 5 Geeky Pick-up Lines that won't work

5. "Before I met you, I've got a Floppy Disk. Now that I see you, can I check your Drive with my Hard Disk?"

4. "Something's wrong with me, want to do a SCAN?"

3."I've got a nice USB stick that I want to plug in..."

2. "Ooh baby, you got me out of CTRL."

1. "Call me HARDWARE."